“At the Children’s Hospital new York Quite a wonderful place. On a recent visit, I saw two seven-year-olds having a kidney transplant. “
“He always says the vice president is just a heartbeat away from the presidency. Doesn’t he mean that Reduction The heartbeat? “
“People who see life as nothing more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”
A message window appears on my computer screen whenever I type a command that the computer does not like. It says, “Fuck you, I don’t do that.”
“When it comes to the existence of God, I am not an atheist and I am not an ignoramus. I am an aerostick. I am amazed at the whole thing.”
“Stay here and there. ChinaIt will all win. “
And if you have time, sit down for ten minutes and appreciate the preparation and practice required to close her great (and NSFW) set. About those 7 famous words. Puritan ears like Vuvuzela.
And now, our feature presentation
Cheers and cheers for Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Note: Anyone who has changed my stuck story with a new perspective has 24 hours to change it back or I am calling the appropriate authorities.
Days to fall: 90
From the day Jubilee! Festivals with animals In Providence, R.I.: 3
Weeks from the possible re-opening of Yosemite National Park after the flood: 2
Acres in We Who have been burned by wildfires so far this year: 3 million
Percent probability that Maine Oyster Catch set an all-time record last year, valued at $ 10 million compared to $ 1.3 million in 2011: 100%
Number of hikers killed Sunday near New Hampshire Mount Washington Between snow and 80 mph winds: 1
Final bid for the last “charity lunch” with Warren Buffett via eBay auction: 19 million
Mid-week Rapture index: 188 (Including 5 Gog and 1 Republican prayer text). Soul Protection Factor 24 lotion is recommended if you are walking among the ancient people today.
Picture of the puppy of the day: Wow.
Cheers Until day 4. Another remarkable testimony tomorrow at the House subcommittee hearing on January 6. It’s far from me to rely on Fox News for my immediate analysis, but once in a while you have to make one exception:
Cliffs Notes Edition: Trump Did criminal things In Georgia And Arizona He used local and state election officials to try and steal the 2020 election, and to do so. Through a living dream Death threats, break-ins, and various other forms of terrorism by his mentally dead cult. And where was our famous Attorney General Merrick Garland yesterday? Giving lectures to Ukrainians on proper punishment of war criminals. Fun, isn’t it? No, not you … I’m asking George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
Cheers To the left. Aborrajados for everyone! Seeing as bad news for the conservative crowd Colombia held elections last weekend and made a little history:
Leftist Gustavo Petro, a former member of the M-19 guerrilla movement who has been sworn in for deep social and economic change, won. ColombiaPresided over on Sunday The first progressive to do so in the history of the country.
Petro, a former mayor and current senator from the capital, Bogota, has promised to fight inequality with free university education, pension reform and higher taxes on non-productive land. She won 50.5%, compared to Hernandez’s 47.3%. […]
Petro’s current partner Francia Marquez, a single mother and former housekeeper, will be the country’s first Afro-Colombian woman vice president. “I’m voting for my daughter today – she turned 15 two weeks ago and just asked for a gift: to vote for Petro,” said security guard Pedro Vargas, 48, south of Bogot on Sunday morning. Said in the west.
Good luck to the Petro-Marquez administration. But keep an eye on Senators Jose Manchino and Cristantita Cinemandra. They look like trouble.
Cheers To support the armies. 78 years ago today, President Roosevelt – he was brilliant Democracy Party – Signed GI Bill of Rights:
Although World War II was far from over, the FDR was determined to plan ahead for a smooth transition to peace, both abroad and at home.
The President proposed to Congress a way to level the economic impact of the end of the war and to integrate returning veterans into American society.
The result was a GI bill.
Now widely credited with building a post-war middle class, the GI Bill of Rights provides returning veterans with educational benefits, job training, employment preferences, and a home, business and farm. Provided subsidized loans for purchase. It is still one of the lasting legacies of the Roosevelt administration.
It rewarded the soldiers with low cost loans, educational subsidies and other benefits for their sacrifices. This is what our 43rd President (remember him?) Wanted to do for the service members. His Wartime presidency …Reduce low cost loans, educational subsidies and other benefits. (But double the deployments!)
A brief sensible break
Eliminate brief sensible breaks
Cheers To be born! “Happy Birthday and lots of blessings on your camels” Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth WarrenWhich turns [hffrrhffrrhrrr] Today, Republicans have fought hard to prevent him from being elected to the seat occupied by the powerful Ted Kennedy, and it’s easy to see why this is so: his brain, common sense, and vampires sucking bankers and trumpboats. Desire to be exposed as a squid. Has made him an ideological northern star for the Democratic Party and a large group of independent candidates.
Our official C&J birthday present to Senator Warren as she continues her fight against the Republican forces of evil: a new pair of shoes with toes. (Use them for good, madam. Just for good.)
JEERS To punish by dumbstick. And then with the politeness of the Catholic Church (whose American branch is now trying to deny President Biden’s community because it is not quite Republican), this is only a small part of the scientific deviance. On June 22, 1633 ADGalileo Galilei was told that he had to “abandon, curse and hate” his view that the earth revolves around the sun. Let’s review Church decreeshall we?
The proposition that the sun is the center of the world and does not move from its place is absurd and philosophically and formally anti-religious, as it is clearly contrary to the Holy Scriptures.
The proposition that the earth is not the center and immovable of the world, but that it moves, and with its daily motion, is considered the least absurd and false philosophical and theological belief at least.
It took the Vatican 350 years to realize that their heads revolved around their donkeys. But they had a great reason: they were, as you know, busy with things.
Ten years ago in C&J: June 22, 2012
JEERS To lie in advertising. Leader of an Alaska militia group Were convicted On a number of scams this week, including attempted assassination of government officials. He warned of bloodshed in the streets, called for the impending collapse of the US government, and never found the weapons he did not like. The name they chose to include their group’s violent targets: Alaska Peacemakers. I really like their new name: Alaska License Plate Makers.
And just another
Cheers To remember the “great sitstorm” of Aught Sixteen. Weeke can’t scream the week without slipping into the machine to remember the day we found out. Democrats can sit on the floor of the House and protest, Disrupt business and shock the Republican majority. But there was nothing that they could do about it, partly because the Leader of the Opposition was a living American symbol:
Civil Rights Icon Rip. Democrats in Congress, led by John Lewis (DGA), literally sat on the floor of the House on Wednesday to demand action on gun control. Speaker Paul Ryan (RWI) responded by ordering the cameras to be switched off and the session to end abruptly.
“We’ve lost hundreds of thousands of innocent people in gun violence,” Lewis said on the floor of the House during Wednesday morning’s session.
Dozens of Democrats in Congress stood by him before they all sat down on the floor.
“Little children. Children, students and teachers. Mother and father. Brothers and sisters. Daughters and sons. Friends and neighbors, ”Lewis said. “And what has this body done?”
Watch him roar and slap Lectron in religious rage on the floor of the House with his Democratic allies standing behind him. Unforgettable moments:
And so he literally sat on the floor of the House, to the delight of Americans who were very sick and tired of gun violence, but also to the backs of members of Congress. No one expected the Republicans to be creative in their response, but it did achieve Lewis’ goal of “making some noise” and getting Americans to know which party was looking for him. On that score: Point Democrats.
Have a nice day The floor is open … what are you joking about today?
Today’s shameless C&J testimonial
If Bill in Portland is calling Maine, let him go to voicemail