Cheers and cheers: Thursday

Cheers and cheers for Thursday, June 9, 2022

Note: Hello, customer service? Please, I would like to replace my existing planet with a new one. Mine crawling with parasites in suits and ties, and its cooling system is Kaput. Yes, I will.

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By numbers:

Days from Juventus: 10

From the day Berry Dairy Days 2022 In Burlington, Washington: 8

The amount by which the average full-time hourly wage is paid We In April 2022 vs. April 2021 there were more workers: 70 1.70

According to, support for same-sex marriage in 1996 and 2022, respectively Gallup Polling: 26%, 71%

Percent excise tax Rip. Don Bayer (D-VA) seeks to enforce legislation on the purchase of AR-15s and other assault weapons, which he proposes: 1,000%

Price of the recently seized Boeing 787 Dreamliner, owned by Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich: 350 million

Shell companies had to cut the number of investigators before they could prove they owned it: 5

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Your Thursday Molly Evans Moment:

Politics is not a picture on the wall or a television sitcom that you don’t care much about.

Is the person wearing your glasses able to do that? How deep will you be buried when you die? What textbooks are your children learning from in school? What happens if you become seriously ill? Is the meat you are eating tainted? Will you be able to go to college or send your children? Would you like to have a vacation? Expect to retire before you die? Can you find a job? Drive a car Do you tolerate insurance? Is your credit card company or your banker or your broker breaking you?

It’s all politics, Baba. You do not have to choose to lose interest.

-October, 2002

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Picture of the puppy of the day: best wishes…

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Cheers To make the case. After being caught near Card West during the investigation, A.J. House 6 January Select the sub-committee During tonight’s televised hearings, Republican cockroaches shed light on the accusations of treason. Of the questions that will be answered: who, what, when, where, why, and how. The plot is to add A new collection of evidence That could leave fresh hell on the instigators:

A federal judge has ruled that the House Select Committee, which is investigating the January 6 uprising, should reach out to 159 emails from right-wing attorney John Eastman on Wednesday, urging Donald Trump to try to block the 2020 election results. Related to his efforts.

The judge – as he previously belonged to another group of Eastman emails – ruled that one email could be evidence of a criminal plot, specifically to thwart Congress, which is trying to verify Eastman and Trump’s election results. Efforts. January 6, 2021. […] The judge noted that Trump and Eastman’s “plan to disrupt the joint session was fully planned and acted upon as soon as possible.” December 7, 2020. “

The screen time on all networks is 8ET / 5PT, except for those whose ranks are filled with co-conspirators. (You know who you are.) Just a word of advice to Benny, Liz, and the rest of the committee: Don’t provoke it.

JEERS Invisible man. He wanted a second chance to prove that he was not a remnant of human skin. Everyone thinks he is. Of course, he helped get over a dozen 4s^th-Grade students killed Of course, he is a racist immigrant Bashar. Yes, yes, yes. We know that. However, this doggone, he wanted to help lift the city ਉਵਾਲਡੇ As a new City Council member with bold, innovative ideas. This is his moment. This is his time. If not now, when? If not, who? And so from the ashes of incompetence and cowardice arose a new title of civic engagement, eager to redeem itself and its tarnished name. Just a little pause …

The school’s district police chief criticized the law for waiting too long before ordering law enforcement to confront and kill the gunman during a mass shooting. Texas Despite being newly elected to the panel, the elementary school did not attend the City Council meeting in Uvalde on Tuesday.

Mayor Don McLaughlin said he was unable to explain why District Police Chief Pete Aredondo was not present at the brief meeting.

I think his absence can be described in three words: Bwok, bwok, and bwok.

Cheers For the glorious moments of American history. One day, many years from now, you will be bouncing your grandson on your knees. And that sweet little cherub will turn to you and say, “Why is June 9 a holiday?” And you’ll look at those sweet innocent eyes, kiss those pink swollen cheeks, and say, “That was the day in 2006 when Tom Daley went to Congress. For the very last time. And then you go to the kitchen for ice cream and Orios. Because you are such wonderful grandparents.

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A brief sensible break

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Eliminate brief sensible breaks

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Cheers Towards that glowing city on a hill surrounded by gaseous swamps. 229 years before today, in 1793, the Congress – when it was in operation – voted to form Washington, D.C. Authorized replacement for Philadelphia As the capital of the country. Today, Betway’s politicians, lobbyists and pundits have slandered the place. And Defamed the memory of the man for whom it is named (Ronald Reagan Washington, The Texas The school board’s history textbooks tell me) that we should really think about replacing it. I offer my general nominees: Guber Hill, LA… Devils Dane, CA… Cuckoo, VA… Crooks, SD… Rattlesnake Bend, FL… Mayday, GA… Oil Springs, KY… Petroleum, MT… Crappo, MD… Hell , MI… Money, MS… Loco, OK… and Idiotville, OR. Absolutely out of the question, though: take it to any named town Normal.

Cheers To blow up this popsicle stand. You want space news. I need space news. We all want space news. But where, oh, where can we get space news? Who paddles in such information? I’m drawing a blank NO WAIT WAIT WAIT I remember now it’s NASA! NASA has space news !!! At least they did, but I’ve heard that space news is just a fad. So let me route around NASA and see if … oh well, got something. Apparently they want to fly us into space:

Fly your name around the moon!

The Artemis I space launch system will be the first unmanned flight test of a rocket and Orion spacecraft. The flight paved the way for the first woman and the first person of color to land on the moon!

To add it to a flash drive add your name which will be mounted on Artemis I.

Be a part of history here. My name calls Dibs on the window seat.

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Fifteen years ago in C&J: June 9, 2007

JEERS To say goodbye loosely. President Bush speaks A final farewell Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair C&J was spying on them from the roof and we post a special transcript of the moment:

Shrub: I’ll miss you, Tony the Tiger Guy.

Blair: Not as much as I’ll remind you, old game.

Shrub: call me.

Blair: Yes i Promise.

[They give each other one last pinky handshake and part company.]

Shrub: What a pussy.

Blair: What a wanker.

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And just another

Cheers US Minty Refreshment. Here’s something coming out Washington It won’t let us either dive into our failout shelters or throw bricks at TV: a preview of the first five “American Women” state quarters that will be released this year. Collection that celebrates women “A wide range of achievements and areas, including suffrage, civil rights, abolition, government, humanity, science, space and art. “ Are already appearing in pockets across the United States. Is here A look at the history of women on coins, including a look at this year’s releases, courtesy of US Mint:

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So far quarters Maya Angelou And Dr. Sally Ride Have been released. Third in the series, featured Wilma MankillerIt will be officially released next Tuesday. C&J will keep you posted on others before they arrive. This will give the general public time to learn more about these trail blazing women, and give abusers time to take their heart medicine.

Have a nice Thursday The floor is open … what are you joking about today?

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Today’s shameless C&J testimonial

The bill in Portland Maine’s Naked Butt is all cracked to be in it Cheers and cheers Kiddy Pool

–The Huffington Post

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